On Women, Mechanics and Cars

Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.

A woman [Could be any woman on the planet] came in and asked for a "seven-hundred-ten".

They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

Now click here to learn what a 710 is. (Note: You may need to scroll up a little).